You know, with some of the arguments people presenting on this website, I can only hope that some of these folks aren’t holding out the hopes to be lawyers or anything.
Judge: “What do you have to say in his defense?”
Tumblr User: “Well the other guy is a pissbaby and actual trash and my shirt is cuter than their shirt annnnnd they haven’t sad anything in the last five minutes, so obviously I’m right.”
Judge: “…please exit my court.”
ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer